listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it
it’s disgusting that people think bisexuals are only experimenting.
like excuse you, we all are proud users of the full scientific method and i assure you that the whole time we have been on your planet we have not just experimented, we’ve also collected some interesting data points in regards to the takeover of this small water marble. what do you think we are, amateurs?